Do all of the dares or else...

I double dog dare u to go to hotwire.com!
I double dog dare u to stroke an elders persons head and say its as soft as silk!
I double dog dare u To go star gazing in the morning and if someone asks... Then say u r looking for Mario and liuigi!
I double dog dare u to go to some random persons blog and follow them or say stuff like u r my bffl!
I double dog dare u to go to a grocerie store and ask for a ton of orange stickers or ask for a coupon in a funny voice!
I double dog dare u to go to the cashier ladie at school and ask for a hair net and ask her if she would like to try your famous fried carrot soup!
Tell me when u r done with your dares!!!!